I used to believe that Chapstick tasted the way it smelled. So, I used to eat the chapstick, especially the strawberry-smelling kind, and once at camp I had some that was mint-flavored. So I told my friend my chapstick theory, and then I took a bite out of the chapstick...I immediately learned that my theory was really really wrong, and I never made that mistake again.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe viagra was a mint and that it was an everyday mint you could buy from the post office!!!— Bartoner
- I used to think I smelled wrong, but I figured out it was because we never used dryer sheets. — blnkfrnk
- I used to believe that moon tasted like melon. I still kind of believe in it:)— Lia
- Every old person I met smelled bad, and I thought old people smelled bad because they were slowly rotting.— Jasmine
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- after my mom told me I had strawberry blonde hair - I used to look for the strawberries after I got a haircut— pearpod