i used to think that meatloaf paradise by the dashboard light used to say " aint no doubt about it he was looking gay cos he was barely 17 and he was wearing a dress", when it actually says "aint no doubt about it we were doubtly blessed cos we were only 17 and we were barely dressed.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- I used to think that the music from a car radio came out of the heater/air vents in the dashboard.— Joe
- In the Hail Mary prayer, I used to say 'Bless a dark fowl among women' rather than 'blessed art though'Anon
- "Our father, who art in heaven. Howard be thy name."
I still say "Thank You Howard" when I feel blessed.— cathy - when i was young i thought the if i would dress up as a transformer i could fly to school on haloween— ben
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon