When I was about three, my older brother would point at the cookie jar and ask if he could have two. I therefore thought that a cookie was called a "two".
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to believe that if you ate to much cookie-dough you'd turn into a camel.— Lenny
- When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.— Arilinia
- The moon was actually either a sugar cookie or a banana, depending on the time of the month. — Jessica Aspra
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley