When I was little,I used to believe if you didn't brush your teeth every night,a little alien named Alf would kidnap you and take you to a little planet where people never cleaned anything! Boy,was I stupid!
A childhood belief about aliens

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I didn't brush my teeth at night, ants would crawl into my mouth and eat my teeth.Anon
- I used to believe when i was about 4 (now 15) that dinosours died because they didn't brush their teeth— gullable
- I used to think that cockroaches would visit your house if you didn't brush your teeth.Anon
- I used to believe that eating burnt toast would make your teeth whiter and would brush your teeth for you.— Natasha
- I thought "Angel of the Moring", by Juice Newton said "just brush me teeth before you leave me"!!!Anon
- When I was very young, I assumed that false teeth were taken from dead people's teethAnon