When I was little I thought that when you got married they would hand you a baby and you couldn't kiss the bride untill she named it.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- When I will little I used to believe that when you got married, you signed a contract to order a baby! LOL— Kriatina
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon