I could never remember how old my parents were, but when I was in 5th grade I figured out that my dad was 3 years older than my mom, and 30 years older than me, so it would be like me dating a 2nd grader, which I thought was gross. To this day, to figure out my parents ages, I add 30 years to me for my dad, and then think 5th grade/2nd grade to figure out my mom.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- In first grade a boy told me that he could see girls naked with his microscope lens. I beleived it for years.— Jeanette
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso