When I was in first grade, I believed that all the teachers were robots. I thought that all the teachers would teach the exact same thing at the exact same time in unison. And when one would cough, they would all cough. Then I wondered, if one was sick, would they all need substitutes?
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon
- I used to think that teachers lived in school and they slept there and just woke up to teach us.— tammy
- I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I thought I was such a lucky and special kid, because I was born on the exact same day as my birthday.— ricolarno