when i was little my mum told me that our neighbours had an answering machine, and I thought this was a human like robot that came out of the closet next to the phone and tell the people who called that there was no one homo
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe my bedroom closet was actually a time machine.— Carrie
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara