When I was in preschool I used to think all of my teachers were robots. I couldn't understand how they never went to the bathroom when I was constantly raising my hand asking to go pee. I always watched them very closely during nap time. All the teachers would gather around and talk. I was certain that if I could just get a good look at the back of their heads I would be able to see an on/off switch to confirm my suspicions.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon
- I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.Anon
- I used to believe that boys couldn't be teachers because they weren't smart enough. — Azz