I used to believe that a hand job was when a girl did stuff to a guys hand...u know, kiss it lick it masage it, wutevr. I could never figure out what was so good about it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- A hand job was a type of hand massage— Kaitlyn
- I used to believe that I could actually cut the clouds with my hand.Anon
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon
- A hot totty was a hand warmer used in winter.— Kari
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty