when i was little i went to a church with pastors. one of them was pastor mike, but everyone just called him pastor, i thought his first name was pastor and his middle name was mike.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mike Meyers and Michael Myers where the same person— RS
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon