I was convinced for years that I would die if I had diarrhoea. I would get diarrhoea if I tried to wee and poo at the same time because obviously the wee would dilute the poo and make it runny.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you have Diarrhoea it burns a second whole in your a*se!!— Pigeon
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike