I used to believe that there were only 3 religions. Being Jewish, Christian, and Evil. since my dad didn't like going to church with us, i thought he was jewish cuz i knew he wasn't evil.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- I used to think that jewish men wore "kippots" or "yarmulkes" to cover their bald spots..— Charlotte
- When I was, like, three, i thought my cat was an evil sorcerer and would cast a spell on me. XD— Bobbet
- As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys