When I was little our baseball team was sponsored by a company named "Tony's Broadloam and Carpets," only there was a space between Car and pets. I thought they sold tiny animals that would live in your car. I asked the coach if we would all get car pets if we won a game. He thought I was being a smart ass
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My mom used to believe that the San Francisco Giants baseball team were actual giants.Anon
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - I used to believe airplanes were powered by magic carpets.— Anonymous