When I was little, and heard the nurseryrhyme, "How much is That Doggy in the Window," I was especially taken by the verse, "with his ears cut short and tail cut long:" I assumed that a dog's ears were the equivalent of a human's hair, so one day I went to the hairdresser's and asked, "Can you cut my hair long?" My mum said it was possible befrore we went, but when the hell did she correct me for saying anything stupid like that? Not very much.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think I could have my hair cut long ...Anon
- I used to believe moustaches were just really long nose hair — RaoulDuke
- when i was like 6 i thought only little kids my age could have long hair. dumb....lol— candy
- I thought Buckwheat from "The Little Rascals" (1994) was a girl because he had long hair!— Molly
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_
- i used to believe that if u eat the crust on bread that ur hair would become curly...wow i was stupid :)— ~philbert~