I used to think that if your moomy and daddy wanted to have a baby they called the doctor and the doctor came over and looked at your mommys belly and then poked it and your mommy was pregnant.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that dot-to-dots were called 'doctor dots'.— Jim
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart