When I was little, I had this poor habit of repeating every angry thing that I heard on TV because I thought it would make me sound cool. For example: "Mommy, what the hell is that?" "Oh, I didn't wanna come to this stupid place anyway." "Everybody SHUT UP!!!!!" "Will ya knock it off already?" Oh yeah, I heard a lot of this stuff from my dad too (not bad language really, but a lot of the above). My parents would slap me up and down for saying it, and of course never tell me why it was wrong.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- i used to believe that parents do things to make there children happier. well i was wrong. — Emma C.
- there's such thing as "soul-security"( social security )
because of the way my stupid parents pronounce it— elizabeth - Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them— jakjflkaj