when i was three i saw a movie where a man was kidnapped, and as the nappers were running away his friend yelled "BASTARDS!" So, i assumed that bastard ment kidnapper and once i was playing dolls with my 12 year old cousin and she took my doll and i said "you are a stupid and mean bastard!"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i thought that we were all toys in a dolls house and giants playing with us was why we did what we did— Sarah
- My Sister Once Said That Polly Pocket Was A Real Girl That Got Shrunk To Doll Size And Turned Into A Doll.— Jamie
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I used to believe that the brown UPS trucks kidnapped kids.— Kim
- I used to think running for president involved actually running somewhere.— Artimage