Back in the day, we used to refer to losing a game as getting "creamed." Unfortunately, I got it in my head that losing really badly was to get "cremated." So I would run around yelling "OOOH, you guys just got cremated."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I started menstruating, I would bleed to death from losing too much blood.— Debbie
- I used to believe that the game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was the longest game ever.Anon
- I used to believe that if i behaved badly i would be taken away in a yellow van.— Mattio
- My mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. — Ellana
- I really believed, underneath her hair, my mom had an eye in the back of her head.— Jessica
- When I was little, I believed my parents really had eyes in the back of their head.— Tera