Until the age of 4, I would commonly ask my parents to put the "hands" on the vcr player to pause it. How are you suppposed to know the difference between "pause" and "paws" at that age?!
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- I used to think that the Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football player.— Wendy
- I used to believe that a hat trick in football was achieved when a player scored a goal with their head!— Andy
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to think that when it rained,it meant God was washing his hands Anon