when i was little i had a friend named fred aka drop dead fred. and every time i got in trouble i would blame it on him and one day when my mom was mad she yelled"GO HOME FRED" oh it was great, i was laughing bc fred was making faces at her n gave her the bird lol. oh look here's fred now!
A childhood belief about imaginary friends

others believed things like this
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- I believed when young that horses with white faces were sick. My dad a great sense of humour— John Cavanagh
- "dildo is an extinct bird"
my 18 year old friend fell for that.— pebblezzz - When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- i used to believe "eaves drop" was actually "ears drop"— sophie
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen