I used to believe that restaurants carried
condoms so one day I pulled up and said your sign says you have condiments upon request so can I have an extra large.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think all Italians worked in pizza restaurants.Anon
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - My cousin thought ribs at restaurants were people ribs.Anon