Until I was 14 I thought a blow job was when someone aimed a hairdryer at somebody else, but I always pretended that it was something gross.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!— ediop
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- i used to thynk you could get pregnant by giving a blow job. i thought that waz the only type of sex.Anon