I used to believe that little men lived in your butt and would take the food that you ate and paint it brown and glue it to other foods. Then they would put the poop on little skateboards and skate it out of your butt. It was a very complicated process!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon