One time when I was little I was sitting on the toilet a very long time so my mom told me that if you sit on the toilet too long, you'll get a rash sort of thing on your butt. The only way to get it off is to go to the hospital and they have to cut it off. My mom then told me that she had it when she was going to the hospital to give birth to me. I probably believed that rash story longer than any other childhood belief. It took me while to realize that my mom never had part of her butt cut off right before she gave birth to me, I would have heard about it more than that one time!
A childhood belief about being ill
others believed things like this
- I believed for a long time that brown cows gave chocolate milk!— Evil Mom
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- For a very long time I believed that there were little men underground that changed the traffic lights!— Melissa
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- I used to belief that the birth mark on my dad's leg was where he spilled his coffee... EVERY morning.— Liz