When I was about 4, I accidentally walked in on my brother, who was peeing. I noticed he was standing up, and later that day, I decided that if HE could stand up while peeing, why can't I? I tried it, and I ended up making a mess.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days— Master P
- i used to think when i was like 5 or 6 that a leprechaun would crawl up into me when i was peeing.— anonymous
- Until the age of 10, I was terrified of peeing out my intestines.— darya
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon