I used to believe that the reason you had to stay in your bed when you were near giving birth was that if you went to the bathroom the baby would fall out of your butt into the toilet and would have to be fished out.
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek