I was out for a meal on my birthday with my two young sons and my husband. It was just before xmas and the restaurant was full.We were enjoying a meal but the music was loud, my 5 yr old son wanted the toilet so my husband took him. When they came back my son was trying to tell me somwthing, it was hard to hear due to the noise,. I asked him to speak up, so he shouted at the top of his voice ( just as the music went off) " I DIDNT THINK DADDY LIKED CHEWING GUM!, BUT HES BOUGHT SOME OUT OF THE MACHINE IN THE TOILETS, HE SAID ITS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Needless to say i was on the floor laughing and so was the rest of the restaurant, we also got a round of applause and a happy birthday song!
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