My grandmother has a large chest of drawers for silver. It's made of heavy, ornately carved wood. The first time my dad saw it he called it a monstrosity because it was so ugly. Everyone in my family called that chest "the monstrosity", as in "Lauren, would you go get some napkins out of the monstrosity." All throughout my childhood I believed that large chests of drawers were called Monstrosities. I even argued with my teacher about it in third grade because she tried to tell me a monstrosity was something bad. I thought, "What's so bad about a chest of drawers?"
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty