i knew waaaay too much as a kid. i used to think when you were circumsized( i think i spelled that right) you had the part of the penis that made sperms cut off. my brother had that happen when he was very young. i always wondered why my parents left all the making grandchildren business up to me. that always made me mad.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought penis was spelled “Penus”, Like “Venus” but with a P.Anon
- I used to believe that the rapper Eminem's name was spelled M&M and anyone named Juan was spelled one.Anon
- thought a virgin was someone who had waaaay too much sex.Anon
- I used to think that the trails that Airplanes left in the sky, that's how clouds were made.Anon
- I thought Kaa's name from The Jungle Book was spelled "Car" and that he had a brother named Truck.Anon
- I thought that babies came out of our butts until waaaay too late in life o.O— Tina