When i was little (of course thats how all of these start out) i thought that if pregnat woman went poop then when they pushed for the poop to come out, the baby's head would stick out. Then whenever the woman wiped she would stick the head back in!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby— kl
- I used to think you had to stick those pins that you stick in your hat through your scalp. That's weird.— Angela