I don't know why, but when I was in kindergarten, I adopted the belief that when you had a baby, you simply pulled it out from under your shirt. So when me and my friends would play "house", and one of us would be the "mother", to have the baby, we'd stick a doll under our shirts, and when it was born we'd pull it out..
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I believed (thanks to my mum) that babies grew on "baby trees" and simply 'fell off' when they were ripe!!!— Stace
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant the baby could play monkey bars on her ribs.— Laura
- when i was 5 yars old i thought that a baby is born axacly a year after the marifgeAnon
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen