When I was 9 I had been to a service station and my friend bought something out of the machines in the toilets. He then proceeded to spend four quid on these things, opening them and trying to fathom what they were. When we got back on the bus, he managed to unroll them and when we got to france, he tryed to blow one up to put at the end of his bed. He blew up the other one and hung it at the end of my bed. I just thought that they were balloons And I thought I would jopin in the fun and we had blowing up competitions. They both burst in the end but it wasn't until three years later I found out we did Swex education we learned what they were used for. My fried was sick.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear— Lynn
- I used to wonder how they managed to fit the orchestra into the radio station.
— sally - I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.Anon
- My dad told me that when he was little, he thought the trees waved back and forth to make the wind blow.— casey