when i was little, I used to think that willies were actually really long and thin and that men had to coil them up and fix them in place so they could fit in their pants.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to beleve that the sun had thin long legs and followd me wherever i went..— Hege
- i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies— Helen W
- I thought that boys' bikes had cross bars on them so they could lay their willies on it as they cycled.— Anne, Edinburgh
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to believe that the sky is just a very thin blue egg shell— Alan
- I used to believe that when people died, they vanished into thin air. — KJ