When I was younger I used to go to mass that was said in irish. "In the name of the Father, and the Son and the Holy Spirit" was "In ainm an Athar agus an Mac agus an Spioraid Naomh" 'Mac' was pronouned like 'Vic' and 'Naomh' is pronounced 'neeve'. My best friend was called Niamh and so when we said this, I thought I was saying a prayer to 2 people called Vick and Niamh. Surprisingly, I am now fluent in irish.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think all people with green eyes were IrishAnon
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- When i heard about Irish Bombers on the news during the 70s i used to think that planes were dropping bombs.— Moose
- I thought Marco Polo was Irish.
Mark O'Polo.— Claire Sparkes - Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- When I was little i thought lb for pounds was pronounced lubs, and i called them that for 2 years. Anon