When i was little me and my older sister believed that cars with one headlight out were Chinese people, so everytime we were riding in the car with our mom and saw one, we'd scream "Chinese people! DUCK!!" and hide under the seats! why we hid from them... i have no clue.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian
- i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people— CW
- When I was younger, I believed that the Chinese Mann Theatre was built in honour of Bruce Lee.— glenys
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana