i used to believe that you pooped and peeed out of the same whole. so i used to think when you had a hard poop to get out, you should start peeing and the pee would escape through the edges of the poo which would create a grease. then it would be easier to poo.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- When I was i kid I used to believe that if i strained too hard while doin #2 I would poop my lungs out...— K.Gordon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe that ketchup was used to make fries colder so they would be easier to eat.— Amber