When i was about 11 my dad let me ride in the front seat of the car and one day i asked him what the big red button next to the handbrake did.
He told me it was an ejector seat and if you pressed the button the front passenger seat shot up through the sun roof and parachuted back down. I asked if he would let me have a shot and he told me to shut my eyes and he would press the button. He did and all the lights started flashing 'cos the "ejector seat" was actually the hazard warning switch.
I still get teased about it years l8r!
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- My dad told me when I was little that my belly button was "Where the Indian shot me"Anon
- I use to think the hazard lights button would cause the car to explode.— m0u5y
- A motorcycle was started by jumping up and down and bouncing on the seat.Anon
- I used to think that my belly button was where I was once shot and that the navel was a healed up bullet hole— Tony
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa