For some reason my Mum used to call my penis my "Jiminy Cricket" I thought it was its correct name. You can imagine how amused I was when I was taken to see Pinnochio at the cinema - I giggled all through the film.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jiminy Cricket was a grasshopper because I had never seen a green cricket.Anon
- I used to believe if i told lies my nose grow like Pinnochio — Cindy
- I used to believe that an animated film meant that the film had live animals in it.— reverb
- In childhood, I waited behind the theatre, after the Cinema, hoping to see the artists came out .
— mprnair. - I used to believe that the actors in movies were all acting live behind those big curtains in the cinema.— Courtney
- I forgot the expression "not cricket", so I said, "not tennis" instead.Anon