one time when i was young my grandma took me shopping and we split the list. on my list was the letters T.P. i thought she was too emberassed to write out "Tam-Pons" so i went walking over to the isle that contained them. she asked what i was doing and i replied 'getting your 'tam-pons' gramma. she was throughly emberassed as was I when she corrected me and told the story to everyone in the family.
A childhood belief about going shopping

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- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- I was once told by a friend at school that if you sneeze you actually die for a split second.— Alex
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon