when i was in grade school i used to belive the lunch ladys made the ham and meat out of naugty chilldren. and the maionas was umm, how should i put this, they thought it was spurm.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- My Dad had me believe - for YEARS - that Lamb meat was man made.— Anthony
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon