My brother used to believe that he had a man in his butt named Harold. When nature called, Harold would spring to action, and re-do his "living room" by pushing out the old furniture. My brother is now in his late 20's and this still makes for interesting conversation....or so the family thinks...
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- I used to believe the living room furniture would party after we all went to sleep.— Ellen
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- I used to believe that spiders were actualy miniature living versions of my brother.— ***PuNk
- My 18 year old brother thought the former vice president was named Al Gorbachov.— Jeff
- I thought Kaa's name from The Jungle Book was spelled "Car" and that he had a brother named Truck.Anon