One of the grade 9 health requirements was sex ed. It was an all girls class, and very small. Maybe, 8-10 of us. We somehow drifted off topic and people started having some kind of open discussion about penises. All of a sudden, out of no where when it was quite, one of the more popular (and stupidier) girls exclaims "What would happen if it broke? How would you put a cast on a penis?" The whole class, including the teacher, started laughing while the girl just sat there looking confused. Several minutes later when we were done laughing the girl asked "What? Haven't you ever wondered that?" Someone finally said that there weren't bones in penises so they couldn't break. The girl, who was still confused, was about to ask why they are called boners, but the teacher, who was still laughing, cut her off and said that just because that's what they are called doesn't mean that there are bones in them.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I used to believe that when people broke bones, doctors would give them a new part of the body they broke. — Kelly
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- When I was a little girl, I believed that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. :)— Mary Ellen