I used to think that if I held my breath, closed my eyes, plugged my ears with my hands, and remained completly still, that time all around me would stop... Stop laughing, it could have worked.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the ^^ emoticon referred to 2 pointy ears like a cat, instead of closed eyes.Anon
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I used to dream that if I held my breath, I could swim through the air for brief amounts of time— Adam
- I thought if 3 cards stopped at a 3-way stop sign then they had to stop forever until Christmas.Anon
- When I was young, I used to belive that
if you pushed the stop button in the bus it would stop for good.— Tom (Norway) - I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil