when i was about five the teenage girl next door showed me her underwear and said if i ever told my mom that my privates would fall off
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon
- I used to believe that women got pregnant from rubbing her underwear on a man's underwear.Anon
- I used to think condoms were what males wore to keep their "privates" warm during winter.Anon
- I used to believe that "utensils" were underwear!— Haley
- When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- I used to believe tampons go in but they never came out and I aslo belived that condoms were rubber underwear— Elise