When I was a nipper on Sunday mornings, in time honoured fashion, I would burst into my parents room and annoy the hell out of them.
One day, I noticed these rubber tubes lying by my old man's bedside table and asked him what they were.
"special elasoplasts for Daddies who have hurt their fingers at work..." He replied with a straight face...
For many long years, every time I cut a finger, I begged for one of these special elastoplasts ...alas they were only for Daddies.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- i use to believe that when you died you were reborn, but you had different mommies and daddies— kimberly
- When I was around 4 or 5, I thought babies came from seeds that daddies put in mommies bellybuttons.— gullible
- I used to think I had the special power of being able to smell things with my finger.— Pablo
- I used to believe that if you crossed your fingers when you were lying, you weren't really lying.— jo
- I used to believe that mommies gave birth to girls and daddies gave birth to boys. — Jackie