One time I overheard my parents talking about a body that had been found somewhere and they couldn't identify it. I asked if it was a man or a woman and they said the police couldn't tell yet. I said "Well that's easy! The man has a bone down there!" They still make fun of me to this day!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- i though that the man and woman couldn't really have babies until marriage,lmao,what a stupid person i was— what a stupid
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(:
- I can remember thinking that is I hid my eyes, and couldn't see anybody that they couldn't see me.Anon
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike