I used to think that a man's willy was called his 'tail'. I frequently asked my mom's friends if they had one...!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that my willy would eat me at nightAnon
- I used to belive that my willy was a snake and if i wasnt careful it would bite— eggbert
- Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D— Doz
- I used to believe that if i bought a Wonka Bar I would find a golden ticket and get to see Willy Wonka.— Sally
- When I was very little, I used to believe that bacon came from the tail of a pig because it was curly!!— Audrey
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS