I was a rather naive child who didn't know much about sex. I remember finally 'figuring out' what a blowjob was around the time of the Clinton scandal (I must have been in 6th grade or so) but I got my details a bit mixed up and decided a blowjob was when you stuck a cigar in a woman's vagina and smoked it. My friends were very impressed by my new knowledge!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!Anon
- I used to believe a blowjob was when you blew kisses.— Gabe
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- I used to think, all the way up to eight grade that if you smoked cigarettes you were an alcoholic— praneeth
- I used to think that when you smoked pot that you actually smoked from a pot.— alexandria