i used to think that the penis was a string! i saw my 6 year old cousin naked when i was 3 , and i said to my mom, "Nick has strings! But don't worry, they'll fall off!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- I used to think that planes were held up by stringsAnon
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe planes flew by being attached by strings like a kite.Anon
- My schoolmate Nick used to think that girl's farts smelt of roses.— Nathan
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon